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[\0xDynamite]

My God, in case it's not PERFECTLY clear:  the SERVER is mutually
exclusive of the CLIENT.  Client vs. server:  two separate machines.

\0xd

On 4/18/17, \0xDynamite <dreamingforward at gmail.com> wrote:
> [Previously on hackerspaces mastadon thread:]
>> Dude, you literally have no idea what node.js is.
>
> Even better,  here's the brainfuck quip from wikipedia:
>
> "Node.js is a [...] JavaScript run-time environment for executing
> JavaScript code server-side, and uses the Chrome V8 JavaScript
> engine".
>
> Did you notice:  it says it's a SERVER-side environment running on
> your CLIENT's engine.  WTF?
>
> Which is it?  Does it run on the remote server or on your Chrome
> engine -- cause they ain't the same thing.
>
> Marxos
>